I'm thankful for: 

Memories

Forgiveness

A good book

Bedtime

Weekend getaways

The Internet to keep in touch with friends and family

Washer and Dryer (we would never have clean clothes if I had to wash by hand)

Wordless Wednesdays

To Tell or Not To Tell

I didn't chase the schwans delivery driver around so I could get french toast sticks for my kids, so I wouldn't have to cook breakfast.

I didn't forget to feed my kids lunch, then feed them junk food.

I didn't drink a diet coke at 9:00 a.m.

I didn't skip family home evening because I was onery, that would be bad.

I didn't take a bag of chocolate to church to bribe my kids to be good.

I didn't lock my keys in my car again.

I didn't forget to buy diapers, so now my kid is diaperless, hopefully he doesn't have an accident.

Well that's all your getting out of me for now.